Harrison Ford is such a twonk. An actor who used eschew the paparazzi and profess a disinterest in political commentary, Ford has become an actor who opens his mouth to prove himself the epitome of a metrosexual and a man of the world. Oh the dichotomy! Oh, the bank account!

I went from viewing him as an underappreciated actor who gained my respect for his demeanor towards Hollywood and apparent disinterest in glamour (I remember his first appearance on David Lettermas show...Ford REEKED of embarrassment and discomfort), even in his women (Mathison is no raving beauty, from what I remember) ... to recoiling in horror at the visage of someone who could not refrain from wearing black turtlenecks, an earring, and giggling profusely under the fawning goo-gooing of Perky Katie while under the hot lights of the Good Morning American studios...or opening up his brain cells long enough (the ones that are still asleep from his days of snoring in college) to espouse his distaste for 'liberal' gun laws (pal Speilberg excepted right? I mean, he can have a big gun collection because, you know, he won't whup your derriere with them...everyone else should have bull whips, no?) and how this whole 'war in Iraq' thing is just a big diplomatic brawl out of control.

TWONK TWONK TWONK

Well maybe not quite such the twonk - - he at least only 'flirted' with the idea of playing Kinsey. But now, I'm thinking less of Neeson. S'shame, really...will never look at QuiGon the same way again.